Saturday, August 23, 2008

aaaaaaa aaaaaa.. pikir apa tuuu?






The right way to DIE

If you want to suicide.. make sure you'll die.. plan your suicide well... just like this man.

INI SISTEM PENGHANTARAN TERKINI



besi buruk for life.... thinking "now, honey, i'm coming home with a car... you should love me now"

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

aaaah.. hurm.. mo ckp apa aaaa?



kesedihan melanda paku, mereka berdua tunduk terpaku, mengenang nasib yang memaku kehidupan mereka. kesian si paku, mereka kaku x berkata-kata. paku oh paku.

Kehilangan Kepala



kepala ku kepala ku mana? mana? give me idea how magician make part of their body missing. it's probably a mirror trick.

Serious Art Show



haiyaaak!! sumazau bola sepak ini... haaaaaihh!! eeeeeiiih!! syg muka tu serius trlampau.. klu senyum2 sikit br la bole celen sumandak sumazau.


sumazau sumazau.. wah trus rindu kampung oooo

Sebab Pisa Tower Condong.

Pesalah dia telah djumpai.



tolak tolaaaaak lg.. kc condong lg... ya smpai 45degree condong.. tolak tolak.

Cute and Adorable Neotenes.

Neotenes. what is this?

okay... neotenes.... is neotenic is... senang cakap, binatang amfibia yg terbantut tumbesaran dia and kekal macam berudu. ada insang ada kaki empat ada ekor ada sirip. tinggal dalam air. x mempunyai paru2 yg sempurna. teda rahang bertulng.. gigi pun teda.. car makan men hisap2.. slurrrrrp slurrrrrp.. tapi don worry. it's fully grown but it stay like this.


it's smiling it's smiling. cheseee!! caught you on photo. it's smiling!!


tadaaaa... a big big tadpole. hehe.

okay okay.. it's actually do have a name.. it's ajolote.. or axolotl. but i like its japanese name.. the Upa Rupa. direct translated from its american name of wooper rooper. it is a famous pet. so easy to be kept.


and always smiling when you look at it face to face. give you a good warmth welcome when you are back from tiring job.

so here the point. i dont post it just because it is cute and adorable.. and plus.. it's mutant.. now this is the real wild original upa rupa..


it's originally this color or fully black. the one in tan, pinky white, albino one is mutant, genetically altered so it look cute.

so.. the reason i just about to tell you is... this cute adorable always smiling upa rupa is it posess regenerative power. it can regenerate almost all part of it's limb, organ, body. Forget healing by scar. This is replacing your detach arm, missing leg, destroyed brain, adding extra hand, generate lost eye. even transplant other brain, hand, leg, eyes, you name it and restore it to functinality. no mixmatching blood type required. hey that's why they are the scientist's favourite aquatic pet. because it's always smiling, it's also your favourite wannabe pets.


bye2 upa rupa..

Ini ialah Ikan. Salam perkenalan.

First kita berkenalan dengan ikan.....


 
Lamprey Sungai (europian river lamprey)

Di air tawar ada. Di laut pun ada. Di tasik pun ada juga. Ikan ni kerja dia macam lintah, p melekat sm ikan lain, pastu isap darah. slurpppp slurppp. Ada jg yg mkn parasit d kulit ikan. slurpp slurpp. Dia punya stail membiak macam tu ikan salmon, ikut species juga la, banyak species ni ikan lamprey ni. Tp besa dia p laut dulu, merantau2, pastu balik p sungai bertelur. Yang dalam gambar ni, cara dia melekat sm ikan. macam lintah kan?


Taburan habitat dia, di smua kawasan laut cetek eropah, laut mediteranian, smpai ke sungai2 banjaran alps, ada juga d tasik sana Finland, Scotland, and Norway. Ok, sekarang, kita men2 imagine.. bayangkan, kita mandi di sungai.. bez mandi... chupppps!! melekat ni ikan.. ikan ni panjang juga.. more smpai 30cm juga.. chuppps!! melekat.... pa yg akan anda rasakan? Sebab gigi dia ni macam..


gigi ikan lamprey.

jd sapa yang ada kurap2 kaki susah mo hilng.. serahkan la kepada pemakan parasit ni. biar dia kisar eh eheheh.. urhmm melicinkan kaki anda... melicinkan kaki. yeah.

okie dokie... sekarang kita berkenalan lagi sama kazen lamprey.... si hagfish.


Ini Hagfish (slime eel)



aaaa.. yg itu yg kecil punya... yang ni tggl di tengah2 laut baru ada... dan.. beramai2... x keseorangan. n suka masuk bubu. kalau new zealand punya.. bole besar sampai satu meter panjang. owh.. sebab dia dapat nama slime eel ni, sebab bila kn ancam, kn ugut, kn buli, dia mngeluarkan banyak lendir2 mcm hingus, mcm gam uhu, yg bila bercmpur sm air laut trus jadi pekat. eeeeuuuuu.. imajin kan anda kumpul hingus anda sampai satu baldi..itu macam la.. sbb dia ni mcm blut juga, ofcoz la dia licin. owh dia teda rahang tp ada tngkorak. ada gigi lagi. plik lagi tiada tulang belakang. jadi ada agensi and saintis sekarang bergaduh bertikam lidah berbuang2 meja, pensel, mo kategorikan hagfish ni ikan ka bukn ikan.  sebab terlampau primitif. mata pun dia teda. pa mo jadi. tapi ahernya, dorg bersatu hati berganding bahu mengkategorikan ikan ni.. sebagai ikan. bukn cacing bukan lintah laut. yg ni x hisap darah. yang ni cara dia makan, masuk dalam isi. Jauh berbeza dari kazen dia lamprey.



tapi dia makan mayat sj.. o dgr creta juga.. mana2 ikan yang nyawa2 ikan.. dia datang mncabut nyawa. so pengajaran jangan buang mayat kita d laut. nanti macam2 bnda masuk dalam perut. ingat.. hagfish ni x sorg2.. beramai2 ni.



ini la mulut dia..

ARGHHH!! APA INI ?




Orang tua2 cakap, kancil ada penunggu dia. Mungkin macam ni kali dia punya rupa. Yang menarik dia punya rambut itu. Style kan? Macam tikus pun ada.  Tp apa ka ni? hehe.. anyway anyhow again, susah mo picaya betul ka x. hehe.. but cool to look at. 

TARIAN RIANG SANG FLORA




owh ballerina.... owh ballerina... ni la baru org cakap pokok yang cantik.. huahuahua..

DOG STYLE? HUMAN STYLE?



if i show this pic to old or elderly people, they might saying the world is about to end, or they might say that it just a woman have been cursed and become this dog. Perhaps she just kick her parent and god don't like what she done, wallaaaaa, turn her into dog. that's wat they usually think. Different people diffrent interpretation.

dog style human style... juz a wierd doctored thingy thing. anyway..
what do you think? 

Friday, August 8, 2008

Something to make you WONDER

i come across this article... and i like to share it with you....

James, as usual, came home really late one Saturday night after being at the bar all night drinking. Not only was he drunk, he was sloppy drunk. He carefully crept into bed next his wife, who fell sleep angry hours earlier, and gave her a goodnight kiss on the check in hopes that she wouldn’t wake up.

He awoke in the middle of the night to a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you,” demanded James, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?” The mysterious man answered “This is not your bedroom, and my name is St. Peter”.

James didn’t take the news so well… “You mean I’m dead! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t even said goodbye to my family… you’ve got to send me back right away!”

St. Peter replied “You cannot go back as you were, you have passed away James. However, you can be reincarnated - but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.” James was devastated, but knowing that there was a farm just down the road from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking at corn on the ground. “This ain’t so bad,” he thought until he felt a strange feeling churning inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said “So you’re the new hen, huh? How are you enjoying your first day here?” “It’s not so bad” replies James, “but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m about to explode”. “You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “haven’t you ever laid an egg before?”

“Never” replies James.

“Well just relax and let it happen.”

And so he did, and just a few uncomfortable seconds later an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him - emotions got the better of him as he experienced the joy motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him… ever!

The joy of motherhood continued to build and, just as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shout “James, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you’re sh*tting the bed!”

what do you think?

Friday, August 1, 2008

coretan dari minda: panggung wayang

panggung panggung.... besa la itu kan... movie best kita masuk.. join ramai bersama2 member.. merasai impak sound efek ... tmbah lagi skrin besar rumah.. naaaah... memang layan...

so dijadikn pngalaman biasa ni... luar biasa...
dalam kiraan 3 2 1... tenangkan pikiran anda.. pikiran saya.. pikiran kamu d sana...

skrg... pernah kah.. kamu, ko, anda, dikau trpikir.. ever wondered.... you and your friend.. berpusu2 p bli tiket wayang... plan mo tgk itu cerita box office tyme tu.. yg hangat org prkatakan.. yg bez... pastu kn.. ko mo masuk dlm panggung... sm member2... tp... skali ko masuk.. ko seorang sj yg masuk.. cuba bygkn...
suasana.. mcm dlm panggung... yg herannya.. sepatutnya.. kwn ko ada kiri kanan.. tp.. melngkah ja masuk dlm tu panggung... ko sorang2 sj.. cuba bayangkn..

again and again.... ko trpikir kn.. trntanya2.. mn dorg mnghilng... tp.. ko x risau.. sbb dlm panggung tu.. ada pnonton lain lg.. ramai... kwn ko sj yg hilng enth p mn...mingkin sesat.. trpisah sbb rmai org kn.. lampu sda d pdmkn... movie sda mo start... ko p tmpt duduk ko...

klu ko mcm ak... anda mcm saya... ak duduk la smbil minum2.. mkn pop corn sikit.. movie mo mula sda ni.. pop!! lampu padam... start sunyi... then... movie start... bila movie start.. suasana jd kelam.. sbb cahaya datang dr skrin sj kn... smpai start skrin.. yg bg tau syarikat filem... universal studio.... pastu.. muvi start sot sot.. mcm tv yg mo hilng siaran.. kabur2.. bzzzzzz bzzzzz...

dalam bunyi bzzzz bzzzz tu.. ko rs.. pelik.. sunyi... besanya mmg ada sda org yg panas ni.. tp ni sunyi.. ko prhatikn sekeliling.. btul2 memerhati.. org rmi2 td.. sda teda.. tggl la sekelompok org.. dlm 15 org mcm tu.. duduk berjauhan antara satu sm lain..... bzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzz.. bunyi bzzzzz smkin lm smakin hilng... pap! pap!.. movie sda on d skrin.. tp.. ko prsan.. ko tingk.. movie old school.. gmbr hitam putih..

brgkali dorg tukar movie.. sbb filem movie td rosak.. sapa tau.. itu yg ko pikir2 dlm kepala.. ko rasa2.. belum smpt ko mnamatkn pemikiran td.. ko dgr bunyi yg kurng mnyenangkan.. sound sistem rosak ka pa? mkin lama mkin kuat.. bunyi dr movie tgglam... bunyi mcm perempuan menangis.. mengeluh.. uuuuuuh uuuuuuuh isk isk uuuuhhhhh uhhhh.. ko rs.. sblh ko.. mcm ada hmbusan nafas.. tp sejuk.. bila ko palingkn muka.. ko menatap seorg prmpuan.. yg pnjang rmbutnya.. mnutup mukanya.. smakin dekat dgn ko.. dahinya hmpir mnyntuh dahi mu.. smakin lm smakin dekat..

bunyi keluhn smakin kuat...

tangisan smkin mnjadi2...

tp.. mungkin wanita ni.. br break up.. mungkin dia perlukn teman.. ak tau.. ko pikir mungkin dia ni.. sesuatu yg paranormal.. tp.. ko msih ingin tahu.. siapa dia.. knpa dia mngis.. mungkin itu sifat manusia.. suka ambil tahu.. ko tnya dia.. ermm.. ko ok ka? knp ko mngis?

tgisn nya prlhn... bgitu juga dgn keluhnnya... mungkin dia mula merasa tenang.. namun.. blum smpat ko menarik nafas lega.. ko dgr tngisan .. dan keluhn.. tp.. sayup kedgrn.. ko pasti .. tangisn yg ko dgr.. keluhn yg ko dgr bukn dr gadis yg berada d dpn ko.. ko pasti.. ko cba mngesan dr mn bunyi itu dtg... smakin lama.. smakin bergema.. smakin lm smakin ramai.. bukn satu org.. ko paling kn muka ko.. dr menatap si gadis td.. ko tinjau2kn kepala ko.. dn ko lihat.. dlm 15 org penonton td.. semuanya berdiri.. berjln.. menuju ke arah ko.. pergerakan mereka trsekat2.. bahu mereka trangkat2.. menangis.. kepala mereka tunduk.. ko x dpt lihat muka mereka..

zap!! si gadis d sblh ko.. memeluk erat tgn ko.. ooh.. mungkin dia juga ketakutan.. xpa.. atleast ak x keseorangan.. pelukn dia smakin erat.. ko pun bingkas berdiri.. cepat brdiri.. menarik gadis itu untuk berdiri sm.. smbil otak ko ligat mncr jln kluar.. ko prsn gadis td.. tggi paras bahu ko sj.. then ko tenung dia.. sbb dia juga mula menangis.. isk isk isk.. dia dongakn kepala dia.. untuk menatap wajah ko.. lalu.. rambut2 yg menutup wajahnya trurai .. tp.. ko trkejut.. gadis yg ko tenung.. ko tatap wajahnya skrg.. d sebalik rmbut yg menutup wajahnya itu.. x ada mulut, mata, mahu pun hidung kening.. hanya kulit........ tp tangisan nya smakin jelas.. pelukn nya smakin erat.. bgitu juga dgn 15 org yg smakin mnghampiri ko td...

sound sistem juga turut mngeluarkn bunyi tangisan... dan keluhan...

apa kah yg akan anda lakukan.. apa yg bakal trjadi? gunalah imaginasi anda

sekian.. coretan dari minda... selamata malam............