Let us begin the story telling.................................... in a classical way as it was told generations before.. but let me warn you... this will be rather a very long story telling.. suitable for those who have insomnia.
ONCE UPON A TIME...... in a galaxy far far away...... so far away that they don't ever heard about the place..... they don't even know what place it is.. even i don't know it either. There was a place... a kingdom... where of course like old people told it... there are fairies, handsome carefree prince, king and queen, witchest and all that silly things you familiar with once you are little. Beware, this story is as real as any fairy tales you had heard before.
It begin in a very small yet lively village. They got a little river runnig through in the middle of it where town folk can gather fishing, bathing, and even flirting the mermaid. Oddly enough there even a shipwreck at this river shore. Don't ask me how it got there in the first place, it just naturally were there even before i was born.
About 10km away from the town.... there is malt field and padi field.... interesting thing is that, on December first, there will be a lot of crop circle activities.... and it happen anually... the circle range from silly yahoo messengers emoticons to complicated symbol such as radioactive symbol and a little bit algebra. Ofcourse the folk didn't know it was Dark Vedar doing.. they just asume that god try to tell them something. but they eventually can't figure it out. So they don't care about it anymore. There are woods behing the feild where alien and predator lurking.
Near this beautiful padi field, lies a medium size house. Inside, Our main character is living cheerfully. She is so special, so special that i don't know why in the world they named this little girl Sindirella. Oh lord, for god sake, pleaseeeeeee la. Sindirella. Wahahaha. Hurm.. ok... she live with her dad, and her beloved mom. Well, like any fairy tales, the main character should suffer an unfortunate event, luckily so do she.
When she turn 10, her mother died. The cause was unknown, but according to the shaman king in the town, she may suffer diabetes and heard attack. Since science ins't the issue in this middle age kingdom, they rather belive she was posess by a demon, the same one who possess the amytiville horror victim. A year pass... now, suddenly without any notice (actually she the one who didn't notice that her father was going out with someone else 6 months after her mom died, she was to busy with her little square water melon garden), her father decide to get marry.. with a maiden, Xena the wariror princess.
"Mr.Chuck, Miss Xena, you're now husband and wife, you may kiss the bride... but... no french kiss allowed.. this is a public event", said the priest.
The wedding ceremony was beautifully adjourn. And now back to Sindirella. She was too depress knowing that her father is married to someone else that is stranger to her. Adding salt to the wound, Xena have two daughters, Lily and Lulu. So from house of two now become house of four. This causing her to join the emo club in the town and spending her time mostly sititng on her favourite swing near the old horse cart talking to her pet snail name Gary.
"Gary, are you hungry? Gary am i attractive? Gary what cause green house effect?". "nyaaaa, nyaaaaa, Excessive carbon dioxide emitted nyaaaa", Gary replied.
And of course she didn't understand every single word what gary said. But believe me, Sindirella look very cute in that emo gothic dress. Trust me, my eyes is trained professional in determining cute people.
2 years have pass. Sindirella's father is terribly ill. He is so ill that he forget how to walk with his own leg, but he can surely walk using his hand. No doubt about it. She have meet the shaman king, the shaman said... it's brain cancer. There is no known treatment. Leaving her father two more weeks to live. It's hard for a girl who is now sweet 16 to accept such unfortunate news. But she never give up, after meeting shaman king, she went to the border seeking for siamese traditional medication practitioner, same answer but different prediction. Her father now have 1 more weeks to breath the air.
"Sindi it's okay.. i'll will be fine.. seeing you work hard for me, making me feel very sad, i live long enough to see the world, the extinction of dinosaur, the rise of pyramids, i have seen it all on discovery channel, I guess now is time for me to go. Sweety, i don't want to go seeing you like this, i want to see your sweet smile. that smile remind me of your mother and how happily we live before. Please smile." the last word before the last breath of her father.
Sindirella force her sweet smile out, but deep inside, she's crying. I know because i feel the same.
PREVIOUSLY... on Another Cherita Sindirella, Mr Chuck been diagnosed for brain cancer. There are no known cure for such disease push Sindirella to seek alternative treatment. Fate is cruel, her father pass away not long after that. The event left Sindirella alone.
Quite annoying that her step mother and sisters, can't stop laughing every night. And it started as soon as her father pass way. And all the richness was inherited by them leaving Sindirella with nothing except Gary, a little square water melon garden and her favourite emo dress where she wear it almost everyday, since her own cloth was taken hostage by her sisters, Lulu and Lily. Mr Chuck is actually a rich guy, having asset all around the globe. But he never told Sindirella to prevent her from become a materialistic person. ( I think that's an excuses since Mr Chuck is greed, greedier than Hj Bakhil, so greedy that he don't by food for his family, he force them to eat grass)
Sindirella now treated not as a family member. She is a force labour individual who's been ordered to do works, household, cooking, and anything you can imagine, what a peasant do, that is exactly what she have done.. Her favourite emo dress now are full with colourful stiched rag. Her only friend is Gary. People start to think she's crazy, since she start to talk with her square watermelon and she cry when she saw someone cut it into pieces. She say it was cruel to do something like that. But i still believe in her that deep inside she is not insane. But that believe growing weeker each and everyday. Sindirella what happen to you?
1st December, it's crop circle day. People gather from all around the globe to witness such spectacular event of crop circle. Actually they don't see anything since it happen too fast. (i should congratulate Dark Vader for split second spectacular job). They just witnessing how that smiley emoticons suddenly form. Crop Circle Day is as great as any big celebration. You can say it is as same as New Year Celebration. So there is no surprise on that night the whole house will be empty, including the castle. Everyone is going for the party. The main event at that night is... of course.... prome, futsal and Battle of The Band.
Did you know that, 1st Decmeber is also Sindirella birthday? No, you don't. And did you know that the 19 years old prince is force to choose his bride tonight? No you don't. For that special reason, the king have sent personally wrote invation letters to every family who have daughters age between 16 to 19 years old. Now you know that Sindirella got an invitation letter. But since this is a Sindirella (it's Cinderella in our real world) story, everyone knows that she was locked inside the house and ordered to stay there untill ... like forever. That exactly what happen to her. Her step family having fun celebrating crop circle day. How unfair.
Pitty her. She really want to go... she never go out since her father's funeral. That's the last day she saw the outside world. Ever since, her world is her small garden, the woods behind their house, the padi field and of course her room, which is partly store room. All the fire woods, rice sack is stored inside. Don't mention the farming tools. It scatterd all over the place. This is where she's now, looking through the window, watching fire cracker coloring the night sky. Scratching here and there due to severe mosquitoes bite. She cries. Not only because of the fumakila and ridsect was no where to be found, she cries because she really want to go.. but how can she?
She hug her best friend Gary, to compensate her sadness. How cruel this world is. She rub Gary's shell, as her emotion were uncontrolable, she rub faster and harder. Untill suddenly, there is smoke all around. She rub too fast untill Gary's shell is smokin. Suddenly Gary's crawl out from his shell, apart from saying it was very hot inside.. hey says...
"I will granted you three wishes!! Owh Sindi my dear friend, you really want to go there don't cha? don't cha? (sound as don't cha song by pussycat dolls) ? ask for the wishes ask!! "
"Gary.. you're awesome!!! I wish I can go there......... I want to go there!!", response Sindirella excitedly.
"And what your other two wishes? hohohoho" ask Gary, in a very deep genie voices.
"Hurm, Gary can you make me look magnificent and lend me a cool ride? I wish for that. At least once in my life i have a chance to taste such luxury. ", with hopeful eyes she says that to Gary.
"Of course i can, i am super genie. Sindi, you're already magnificent, and awesome, i'll give you the magnificent dress to match your cuteness. Believe me, satisfaction guarantee.. the other two wishes already done. now go outside. They'll be amaze.", said Gary before he crawl back slowly into his shell and repeat his nyaaaaa nyaaaaaa babling.
Without further ado, to be amazed that the door is unlocked, she rush out. Once she is outside. She really shock that it almost kill her. She found that near her favourite swing, there are people from West Coast Custom of MTV Pimp-My-Ride show. They just finished they work on the old horse cart. Now they present to her, her cool new ride.
The horse cart are now equiped with 42" plasma tv, with satelite dish antenna. it got gps and online connection streamyx. It got ps3 with cool emo interior design consist black, white and pink decoration. This horse is air conditioned, got small freezer full with cornetto lurve spark icecream and pepsi. The couch was leather finished and bucket seat for the driver. But the awesome part is... this cart is pull by not any ordinary horse. It pull by a horse called Ferrari F1. To her surprise, this horse cart driver is F1 champion, Mika Schumacher.
It almost time, the prome will begin in any minute. She jump into the cart. Once inside, her dress change to most beutiful loli-gothic fashion amplify her cuteness and her toilet slipper now change to converse sneakers checkers pattern. She was so gorgeous that the west coast custom crew need to blind fold her eyes so that they wouldn't fall in love with her. On her way to the malt field, gary contact her telepathically, say's that she only have 4 hours before midnite. After that she need to come back since the magic will last untill that limited time. Furthermore, she will pay the compound to Pak guard if she is late. And of they go. Vroooooooommmm hheeeee hooooooo.
"Haiyak!!! Haiyak!!!!! hey yaaaaaaaaah hey yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (Don't want to meet your daddy, OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just want you in my Caddy OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH, don't want to meet yo' mama OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just wan't to make you cumma OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (I'm, OHH OH I'm, OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (I'm just being honest OHH OH, I'm just being honest) ", shout Mika Schumacher while pushing his Ferrari F1 to the limit of 410km/h.
*the fast and furious tokya drift soundtract play at background
Lest than three second.. She arive. As she go out from the cart, everyone stare in disbelief.
"Who is this wonder of the world?" they whisper..
The stare make her anxious and nervous. She fall while steppin up the stair... but to her luck, no one notice it since everyone was mesmerize by her beauty. But there is someone suspecting something. Her step sister, Lulu. Lulu found that, this beauty, wonder of the world is kinda familliar. To every micrometer of details kind of familiar. But she still can't make sure about it, because the fancy dress she wear, and the awesome cool ride she came with. And Mika Schumacher as her driver. Same exact feeling sexperience by Lili and Xena.
"It nonsense. That's not her. That's not dirty arse clumsy silly Sundalgila (nickname for Sindirella given by her step sis)", Lulu mumbling.
The primetime is now..... BEGIN... the first song played at background. It was from All American Reject, swing-swing. The dance floore glow with lights, it's happening. Owh god it's happening. The prome begin. Welcome to the dance floor. There also a dance group from Stomp The Yard and You Got Served Clan dance to the bit. (i think they got to the wrong party.. but as long as they are happy, who cares). Sindirella also begin dancing. She really enjoy it since this is her first enjoyful moment since how many years has past. This event make her remember what happiness, joyfulness and fun mean. She dance gracefully, with a cute smiley innocent face. Such act cause distrubance to Lily and Lulu and even their mother, Xena. It drag attraction, and she become the main focus of the crowd. Now the prince have his eyes on her.
"Khadam (mean servant in english), who's that girl? I never saw her before. Who's she. Owh, may the lord bless us. This is first time i fall in love. She's destined to be with me. Khadam, excuse me, i got to meet her, it's between life and death." Says the prince before he jump from the stage into the malt field and jump again on to the dance floor.
In order to impress Sindirella, he show of his tango solo dance and ballet dance although the atmosphere now is not suitable for such performance of art. The DJ is playing Sean Paul song, Temperature. Also he's wasting his energy since, Sindirella is sitting somewhere chatting with her new friend. She won't be watching him perfoming his dance no matter how glamorous or swift his dance is. Pitty prince.
*song by Travis, Closer kick into the atmosphere. This song play at background
Now, everyone grab their partner, to the dancing floor. Left alone, oddly enough, although she is the jewl of the night, no one dare to ask her for a dance. Maybe they lost comfident up to a level they think she only deserve to be with the god of good-looking man. I know that was severely retarded nonsense mind. But that is exactly what they think. Sindirella now alone, watching people dance. (Owh i wish i was there to take her hand.. huhu) She eats hercornetto lurve spark icecream. Suddenly, something caught her eyes, there's a lonely figure, seems to be drunk and can not stand very well.
"Is that guy okay? Is he okay? He's not. I should help him." her good heart whisper drive her to that miserable guy.
Just before the man fall to the floor, she manage to catch him, and help him stand well. And they stare each other in the eyes. Still holding her icecream, Sindirella blush. So do the guy. Then Sindirella give that guy the icecream with a blushing smile. On that process of give and take, someone accidently bump sindirella causing domino reaction where atlast, that guy and Sindirella accidentally hug. The icecream? Squeeze between them.
*song from Secondhand Serenade, Fall for You plays in the background
They both in instance switch to dance mode. Full of sparkling love. All around the dance floor. If this is Akademi Fantasia (AF), they sure got compliment for most stage usage. But it isn't AF.
*again from Secondhand Serenade, Awake plays in the background
The atmosphere is full with romantic spice and ofocurse love. Except for Lulu, and Lily. The curse of jealousy devour their heart. They can't stop staring, looking with cruel attention Sinderella. They don't even know why their hatred grew to such intense as that girl is really Sindirella. (Remember previously, they only suspect but still doubting whether it is her or not). Grabing any man's hand, both of them try get closer to this dancing couple, the with peageon of the night. They try too obtain, any information to comfirm that this girl is really Sindirella. Xena also do the same thing, she calling her owl, in order to get inteligence on the girl. This owl will send information picture, voice pitch and even dental record to CIA and FBI for comfirmation of identity. No positive result return.
*last song from Secondhand Serenade tonight, Your Call plays in background
Sindirella and the guy, just about to have a little chat. Sindirella is being cautious, because she notice that, her step sisters and mother can't take their eyes of her. She notice that they suspecting her. So she couldn't answer any private question ask by the guy. She keep saying it's a secrete. Making this guy keep telling story about himself, how he was raise in a very rich and strict family. How important this night will be as it also a family affair. The conversation keep going. But i suddenly stop. Sindirella let go off that guy arms, and she rush to the stairs. just before the guy have told her his name.
"Sorry, I must go now.. I must go.. it's urgent," says Sindirella.
"Wait, wait a moment.... at least can you tell me your name.. pleasee?", ask the guy
"It's secrete, you ask that before... i'm sorry i cant answer it. i need to go now.. hurm at least.. remember this.. I LOVE CORNETTO LURVE SPARK ALMOND PRALINE IN LOVE ice cream", she said loudly as she is now away from the guy.
"OK! Here take this ring!! remember me... i'm EDWORD, and i fall in love with you!!", shout the guy while throwing his suppose to be proposal ring for tonight.
"I will remember you EDWORD, you are my 1ST love. I don't know what to give you in return... ok ok.. take this sneaker!!!", she said blushly as she throw her converse checkers pattern sneakers to EDWORD.
Edword watch Sindirella go away vanish between the crowd. She's no where to be found, no where to be seen. It's like a good dream ended tonight. I'm sure Edword will sleep with that sneakers. He just can't leave it.
"Khadam!! Gather up your man, we will make a search party, i will leading the group. We will conduct the search for this apple in the eyes of mind. The search begin sharply on 8.00am tomorrow. ", Edword initiate an absolute order.
Now you get it, this Edword guy is actually the prince who exhausted after performing his tango solo dance and ballet to get Sindirella's attention. That's why he was like a drunken bastards at first place.
Back to Sindirella story, she almost make it to Mika Schumacher who's waiting outside. It was Gary who remind her telephatically, that it almost time. And she barely make it.. Half bare feet, she jump into the cart. And vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom they go. Three seconds later she back at home. Sharp at 12.00am, the West Coast Custom crew trun into back into funky chicken, while Mika Schumacher turn back into a hamster. That horse cart, back as the old horse cart as it was. But Sindirella, can't stop smiling. She is indeed, HAPPY.
Now everyone is back home. Dark Vader is sleeping tight under watchful guard of his clone troops. Sindirella sleep soundly and smiling. At her finger there is the ring. And Gary is by her side. Xena, Lulu and Lily cant sleep at nite, since they are still haunted by the indentity of that wonder of the world girl.
8.00am. The sun rise high, wake up.Wake up. It's search day. They search every single house in the kingdom. Asking every girls a question and of course ordered the girl to wear the sneakers. No one seem to have a perfect fit on the shoes and right answer. It's about 7.15pm that they arrive in front of Sindirella house. Well, without surprise, Xena, Lulu and Lili have expected that visit. They tie and hide Sindirella in the toilet at the woods, for extra percaution, they wipe her face with coffee powder. So no one will recognize her even when she escape. Gary also locked in the jar.
It's the moment of truth. Lily volunteerly try on the sneaker. It was to big for her. She ask that she could go inside the house first with the sneaker on. Weird, Prince Edword accept her request and let her go into the house. Her mom, Xena join her as well as her sister Lulu. Since they are stupidly want to have that highness status. Xena take out the sledge hammer and hammer Lili foot. So it'll swell and perfectly fit in the sneaker. It was hard since such pounding cause Lily's feet bone to crack and broke. But it's the price they think.. they should pay to be with his majesty and finally rule the kingdom. Even the predator who's hunting alien nearby is sneering in disbelief of stupidity. No one notice his appearance sense he is in invicible mode.
Finally they come out, barely can walk is Lily. Try to smile in pain. Very deep pain. Showing the prince that the sneaker is fit perfectly. Than, the prince ask the khadam to varify it. He press the foot, and Lily collapse. Situation code red, the prince called the royale shaman to check on Lily. To their surprise, once the sneaker take off, lily's is badly damage it doesnt have a foot shape anymore. It just look like a lump of meat. Shaman king telephatically call Sh.House (Sh. stand for Shaman as Dr. stand for Doctor), his colleague. To come and treat the injuries. Lily was taken to The royale hospital, to meet Sh.House there.
Lulu in rage. She take the sneaker and put it on. Amazingly it's perfectly fit. Even Prince Edword also amaze. And the predator cancel his hunt for the alien and patiently observed the scenarion. It is entertaining. Dark Vader also spyping on the drama using his hi tech spy satelite.
"what's your name?" the prince ask Lulu.
"My name is Lulu, and please accept me as your bride, your majesty". Lulu reply.
"hurm.. not quite yet. answer me this, if you got it right i will marry you if not. You're not my bride."The prince ask, "Dear Lulu, what's your favourite icecream?"
"hurmmm hurm... " Lulu nervous.
She sweat badly like someone pouring a bucket of water on her. Her sweat is so swift it cause a mini land slide near the padi field.
"Psss...Cornetto Lurve Spark Almond Pralin in Love.. i heard the girl was shouting that before she left", whisper Xena to her daughter ears.
Lulu answer exactly what her mom whisper.
"As man on my word. Although i know you are not that girl last night. I will marry you. Now you, mother of this bride of mine. Please come with us to the castle", said the prince in a very sad tone.
"IT'S NOT HAPPILY EVER AFTER YET!! NOT EVEN CLOSE"
Out from nowhere. I hear a voice. In rage. No, it's not only me. They too hear the same voice.
"IS IT SO EASY TO MARRY A GIRL? YOU BASTARD? YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME? IS IT JUST A PLAIN WORD? YOU PERVERT!!! GIVE ME BACK MY SNEAKER!! AND TAKE THIS RING!! I DON'T NEED IT. I DON'T NEED A PERSON WHO IS SO EASILY GIVE UP ON HIS LOVE ONE. WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU? DAMN YOU!!"
My oh my. Isn't she, Sindirella.
"How did you get out, you persistant bitch!!", Xena yell.
Yeah Sindi how did you got out. Oh i see. OK OK.. now that make sense. As what have been told by Sindirella. She was lock inside a toilet at the woods. She was tied. and Gary was inside the jar. Luckily enough, she found a very sharp claw, with acidic green blood stain. She use it to cut off the rope. And use the acidic blood to free Gary. That story catch the predator's attention very well and now he vanish in thin air. Where is he goin? We'll forget him for now. The prince cry in joy as his lovers was back.
PAKKKKK!!!! PAKAKAPAKAPAKAKAPAKAKAP !!! Sindirella take the sneaker.. and take of her other sneaker, slap it continously at Edword face. She slap him so bad that Edword now look so chubby like teletubies.
"Oh my lovers. i am very sorry that, i make you feel this way. I was not my attention. If i'm not coming home with a bride tonight, our kingdom will be attact by Uruk-Hai, goblins, and Saruman. Only royal wife can be the lord of the ring. And she must be below 20 years old. I'm desperate to safe my country. I kneal before you begging for your forgiveness my darling."
"Darling,darling, owh shut up!! Ihave a name you know. It's Sindi. Sindirella. Why didn't you say it earlier, asshole. You deserve to be slap. You never act your age. This should teach you some manner," replied Sindi in bad mood. PAAAAKKK !! She slap Edword one more time.
"Ouch! I know i made a mistake. you can hit me as many time you like if that is i need to do for you to accept my apology. I'm deeply truly sorry. Here take this... as a symbol of my apologies. Then you can continue hitting me,"said Edword while he taking out something from his baggy pants pocket.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! EEEEuuu hurm... eeeee... hurm.. thanks.... hurm.. ok i forgive you this time.... hubby.. because you remember my favourite icecream... hehe.. you sweet bastard heheh", she replied softly before eating her favourite cornetto lurve spark almond praline in love.
"Hubby? did you hear that? She call me hubby!! Yes!! Yes!! Is it true? You will be my wife? Is it true Sindi?", th prince said excitedly.
He is so excited that he floating about 10cm from the ground.
"Yes.......... hubby....heeee hmm", Sindi replied blushly and nod her head.
She rub her face with a clean cloth given by Khadam. That clean the coffee powder off. And for sure, she is the one the prince looking for. The prince smile at her. And she can't help blushing around that she couldn't help giggling aroung starring at Gary just beside her. Up at far-far away, witnessing such event give mix emotion to Dark Vader. At one time he almost puke but at another he's crying with joy. But Xena and Lulu, is very blur. Because they don't understand what really happen and how in the entire space the sneaker was at Sindi hand where it suppose that Lulu is wearing it. Not far from that, i can see the predator giving out a thumbs up sign. I guess i know who took it off and give it to Sindirella.
And there they go. Off to the castle. Who know whether they will live happily ever after. But that event leave Xena and Lulu 3 days and 3 night standing outside their house in order to understand what really happen. Dark Vader is still doing his spectacular job on the crop circle. Things are now back to normal. As always. The predator now been appoint as the sheriff of the woods, responsible to control the population of dangerous alien. And finally, i will be here as always, to tell you story you thought you have heard before, but it's actually your first time.
That's old folk, Thank You
